The Millionaire Matchmaker (2008)

EP 1 ⏱ 48 min

There's No Place Like Home

In the Season 5 opener, matchmaking maven Patti Stanger tries to forge a love connection for a fast-talking Internet mogul. Her other client is a worldly and outwardly charming production-company owner.

Season 5

S5 • E1

EP 2 ⏱ 48 min

The Chauvanist and the Playboy

Patti plays matchmaker for a moneyed playboy. She also works for a Canadian who holds a negative view of career women. Deeming him a chauvinist, Patti enlists mother and mogul Tori Spelling to enlighten him about the all-encompassing modern-day woman.

Season 5

S5 • E2

EP 3 ⏱ 48 min

The Prince and I

Patti's clients are an awkward comedy writer who recently became a millionaire and an alleged prince who boasts about his fame and fortune.

Season 5

S5 • E3

EP 4 ⏱ 48 min

Mama's Boy Meets Southern Gentleman

An unassuming Southern gentleman mending a broken heart attempts to wade back into the dating pool with Patti's help. Patti's other client is a banker, but she pegs him as an insincere player-wannabe. As such, relationship counselor Pat Allen arrives to set the banker straight.

Season 5

S5 • E4

EP 5 ⏱ 48 min

The Boys Are Back in Town

Patti hosts her very first all-gay mixer. She also tries to arrange a love connection for Madison Hildebrand ("Million Dollar Listing") while enlisting a therapist to help her second millionaire client.

Season 5

S5 • E5

EP 6 ⏱ 48 min

The Plastic Surgeon & the Pole Dancer

Patti plays matchmaker for a controlling plastic surgeon from Las Vegas. Her other client is a thrice-divorced pole-dancing instructor who receives a makeover courtesy of Patti.

Season 5

S5 • E6

EP 7 ⏱ 48 min

Helping the Self-Helpers

Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.

Season 5

S5 • E7

EP 8 ⏱ 48 min

A Tale of Two Nice Guys

Patti spins her matchmaking magic for two amiable men. One is a returnee who is seeking the perfect woman and the other is a divorced father of three.

Season 5

S5 • E8

EP 9 ⏱ 48 min

The Brothers Cruz

Patti tries to set up dates and mates for two sibling bodybuilders. It'll be heavy lifting for Patti, as one brother has spent the last three years in prison and the other went through a divorce after only six months of marriage.

Season 5

S5 • E9

EP 10 ⏱ 48 min

The Young and the Loveless

Patti works for two young clients. One is a big-bucks computer programmer who lacks dating confidence, so Patti enlists Jenny McCarthy to tutor him in the fine art of wooing a lady. The second client is a twentysomething trust-fund baby with a penchant for being superficial.

Season 5

S5 • E10

EP 11 ⏱ 48 min

Mr. Las Vegas and Mr. Personality

Patti takes on a gender-bender case when she tries to find love for a colorful Las Vegas female impersonator. Patti also cooks up a love connection for a food-business owner who lacks personality.

Season 5

S5 • E11

EP 12 ⏱ 48 min

The Player and the Piano Player

Patti tries to create great date-and-mate fate for a fiftysomething musician and hopeless romantic who never married and hopes to have children. Patti also calls a romantic play for retired football player Marcellus Wiley.

Season 5

S5 • E12

EP 13 ⏱ 48 min

Patti Meets Her Match

Patti Stanger herself is the client in the Season 5 finale. Patti's own team try to forge a love connection for the matchmaking maven, as she wades into mixers and dates to find a new romance.

Season 5

S5 • E13

EP 14 ⏱ 48 min

Reunion Part 1

Andy Cohen hosts Part 1 of a two-part reunion featuring matchmaker Patti Stanger and some of her most memorable clients, including former NFL player Marcellus Wiley and reality personality Madison Hildebrand.

Season 5

S5 • E14

EP 15 ⏱ 48 min

Reunion Part 2

Andy Cohen hosts the conclusion of a two-part reunion installment featuring matchmaker Patti Stanger chatting about Season 5 dramas and revisiting some of her most memorable big-bucks yet romantically challenged clients.

Season 5

S5 • E15