Family Guy

Family Guy (1999)

24 seasons • 456 episodes • EN • 7.4/10
AnimationComedy
EP 1 ★ 6.9 ⏱ 22 min
Finders Keepers
Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.
Season 12
S12 • E1
EP 2 ★ 6.2 ⏱ 22 min
Vestigial Peter
After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.
Season 12
S12 • E2
EP 3 ★ 6.8 ⏱ 22 min
Quagmire's Quagmire
Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.
Season 12
S12 • E3
EP 4 ★ 6.5 ⏱ 22 min
A Fistful of Meg
When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
Season 12
S12 • E4
EP 5 ★ 6.5 ⏱ 22 min
Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee
The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
Season 12
S12 • E5
EP 6 ★ 5.7 ⏱ 22 min
Life of Brian
Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.
Season 12
S12 • E6
EP 7 ★ 6.4 ⏱ 22 min
Into Harmony's Way
When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter’s head.
Season 12
S12 • E7
EP 8 ★ 6.8 ⏱ 22 min
Christmas Guy
When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.
Season 12
S12 • E8
EP 9 ★ 6.2 ⏱ 22 min
Peter Problems
When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.
Season 12
S12 • E9
EP 10 ★ 7.0 ⏱ 22 min
Grimm Job
From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
Season 12
S12 • E10
EP 11 ★ 6.4 ⏱ 22 min
Brian's a Bad Father
Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
Season 12
S12 • E11
EP 12 ★ 6.2 ⏱ 22 min
Mom's the Word
When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
Season 12
S12 • E12
EP 13 ★ 6.8 ⏱ 22 min
3 Acts of God
Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.
Season 12
S12 • E13
EP 14 ★ 5.9 ⏱ 22 min
Fresh Heir
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
Season 12
S12 • E14
EP 15 ★ 7.2 ⏱ 22 min
Secondhand Spoke
Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.
Season 12
S12 • E15
EP 16 ★ 6.2 ⏱ 22 min
Herpe, the Love Sore
Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
Season 12
S12 • E16
EP 17 ★ 7.0 ⏱ 22 min
The Most Interesting Man in the World
When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.
Season 12
S12 • E17
EP 18 ★ 6.5 ⏱ 22 min
Baby Got Black
Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
Season 12
S12 • E18
EP 19 ★ 7.1 ⏱ 22 min
Meg Stinks!
Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.
Season 12
S12 • E19
EP 20 ★ 7.3 ⏱ 22 min
He's Bla-ack!
Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
Season 12
S12 • E20
EP 21 ★ 7.1 ⏱ 22 min
Chap Stewie
When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie’s TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he’s never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a “Downton Abbey”-esque British household.
Season 12
S12 • E21